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Thanks to an Angie Jones “love letter” demanding I pay for the crappy schools run by crooks in Horry County I couldn’t afford any Guinness this Patty’s Day.

Ah, the beautiful parallel between the love slave owners had for their slaves and the modern-day political landscape. Who would have thought that after fighting a war that claimed over 600,000 lives to end slavery, we’d find ourselves right back in the loving embrace of our benevolent overlords?

But this time, they’ve gotten even more creative! Instead of outright owning us, they’ve concocted a delightful array of taxes to keep us in our place. From the ever-popular “income tax” and “property tax” to the more exotic “air tax,” “living tax,” and “buying food tax,” there seems to be no limit to their ingenuity. And let’s not forget the classic “sales tax,” which gives them the opportunity to tax our money not once, not twice, but at least three times! Brilliant!

And don’t be fooled by the so-called Republicans, or as they should be more accurately called, RINOs (Republicans In Name Only). They’re just as eager to profit off your hard labor as their Demoncrat counterparts. Why let a little thing like principles get in the way of lining their pockets with your well-earned cash?

It’s truly heartwarming to see how far we’ve come since the days of slavery. Now, instead of being owned by a single master, we have the privilege of being financially drained by a whole host of them, all under the guise of “taxation.” Isn’t progress wonderful?

Oh, isn’t it just wonderful how those absolute geniuses (id10Ts) keep getting re-elected after brilliantly deciding to cram thousands of homes onto a measly two-lane road? I mean, who wouldn’t love the idea of 4,000 additional vehicles clogging up the already limited space, all thanks to their exceptional family planning skills? And let’s not forget the masterminds behind the infrastructure development in Horry County, South Carolina – truly an inspiration to us all. It’s such a privilege to hand over a whopping 20% tax on every dollar spent to these intellectual giants. Honestly, how could we ever thank them enough for their invaluable contributions to society?

Ah, the joys of living in a neighborhood where the only lifeline to basic necessities like groceries, fuel, cooked food, and even places of worship is a single, narrow two-lane road! And let’s not overlook the sheer brilliance of having this vital route rely on yet another cramped two-lane roadway to connect to the main highways. Who needs efficient infrastructure when you can have an exhilarating driving experience filled with anticipation and frustration?

But wait, there’s more! These so-called “highways” are nothing more than glorified parking lots, adorned with a dazzling array of stoplights that seem to magically appear every tenth of a mile. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, they’re not even synchronized! Genius! Why let traffic flow smoothly during peak hours when you can create a thrilling stop-and-go adventure for everyone?

And for the cherry on top, we have the distinct honor of financing the campaigns of 13 esteemed decision-makers who generously approve these new developments. After all, why shouldn’t the builders, sellers, and financiers be rewarded with thousands of dollars to pad their re-election Golden Parachute funds? It’s not like we expect our hard-earned tax dollars to be used for trivial matters like improving the very infrastructure that keeps our community functioning. No, no, clearly, there are far more important things to prioritize – like ensuring those 13 folks can continue their reign of excellence in urban planning.